Managerium
The heaviest element known to science is Managerium.
This element has no protons or electrons, but has a nucleus made up of 1 neutron, 2 vice-neutrons, 5 junior vice-neutrons, 25 assistant vice-neutrons, and 125 junior assistant vice- neutrons all going round in circles.
Managerium has a half-life of three years, at which time it does not decay but institutes a series of reviews leading to reorganization.
Its molecules are held together by means of the exchange of tiny particles known as morons.
Hahahahaha!! I may have worked for them!
…and its fraternal-twin element, Militarium
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I’m still giggling over this…
Oh that is so true. I used to work for this kind of Managerium .plural.. it sucks. Now I work for a smaller particle Managerium, and ya know it is same in the land of Donuts, just a bit more fun !
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